PSA from NoiseBridge

Power is out on our block of Mission, and actually most of the Mission district as of 10:04 today. A semi crashed into a power pole on the other side of Potrero and PG&E’s time estimations to getting it fixed vary from sometime after noon till well in the eve. Additionally most of Monkeybrains’ infrastructure seems to be also down.

Due to our zero fucks policy, and the fact that we still haven’t gotten around to installing a UPS on any aspect of our access control system, Noisebridge is closed till power is restored (or when someone with actual skill shows up with a lockpick). Please take this time to reflect on your life choices, and potentially do something out doors in the real world.

Since considering an anarchistic volunteer driven organization such as Noisebridge as critical infrastructure is foolhardy, any and all complaints regarding "not being able to get into the space to do that thing you so badly need to do" may be publicly laughed at. That is unless the thing you were about to do was to install a solar panel array on the roof, in which case joke’s on me, vegan egg on my face, oh jesus fuck what’s the password to my server’s full disk encryption, etc.

Thank you for understanding,

The Nonexistent Management