Wicked Appetite, by Janet Evanovich July 14, 2015Posted by stuffilikenet in Books.
Wicked Appetite, by Janet Evanovich is a funny little story of inherited talents (ability to find magic gizmos and enhanced muffinry, for particular examples), magic talismans, dangerous magicians and distractingly handsome men combining to throw our fearful protagonist Lizzie Tucker into a maelstrom of magic. Also, there’s a fruitcake with a sword.
An evil magician seeks Lizzie’s peculiar talent (the location one, not the muffin one) to find seven stone embodying the Seven Deadly Sins[tm], which will allow him to unleash Hell On Earth[tm]. Lizzie doesn’t think that a good idea, but evil magicians can be very persuasive.
She is saved from persuasion by Diesel, a kind of a beach bum lookin’ dude with a certain weird charm and with inherited talents also, none of which involve muffins. Lizzie and Diesel get their hands on the first part of the Gluttony stone, which hilariously derails normality by making everything about food, punishment or hoarding (depending on who has the thing).
Lizzie is helped by her friend Gloria and her discount book of spells, which also hilariously derail conversation. For this part I strongly suggest the audiobook, so you can hear Lorelei King deliver gibberish. I would pay full price for this audiobook for that alone.
The link above is to Amazon, but this is available at sfpl.org, where the cognoscenti get their books for free.
 She’s not the heroine type.
 He is, curiously enough, not the comic relief. He’s just nuts.
 Distractingly handsome; see above.
 See footnote 3, above.
 See footnote 3, above. I begin to detect a pattern here.