Procrastination by Punctuation

On the List That Cannot be Named, there is a lively week-long (and still ongoing) discussion of letters that didn’t make it into the alphabet.  This alone is Stuff I Like, but there is a long parody which contains this snippet,  duly appreciated:

>>> Of all the many characters,
>>> Old English to adorn,
>>> There are a few that no one here knew,
>>> Like Yogh and Ash and Thorn.
>>> …
>>
>> =v= That’s downright awesome.  Did you write it?
>> </Lazyweb>
>>    <_Jym_>
>
> Indeed. The levels of creativity produced by finals procrastination
> astound me.
> – Ray

Wait till you get to PhD thesis avoidance.