Winter Wear

I want one of these for the ravages of winter, a Ski Mask featuring one of the Elder Gods (you figure it out).  The Amazon reviews are pretty helpful:

This mask is intended to fit over a head that is still human. Most of those who have spent time as members of the nameless cults of the Elder Things, and have not died in one of the many ritual sacrifices or served to feed their abominable masters, will over the countless eons their dark lords deign to extend their tortures, take on forms indescribably ghastly to behold. Until then, you can fit in with one of these ski masks.
Ia! Ia! Yog Sothoth!
Y’AI’NG’NGAH
YOG-SOTHOTH
H’EE-L’GEB
F’AI THRODOG
UAAAH!