My Stepchildren Made This

for Father’s Day a few years ago.  I had the habit of wearing a Batman shirt to Girl Scout camp, and since none of the other girls knew my name they started calling me Batman and one thing led to another.  You can’t read the plate at the bottom but it says “You’re the Greatest Step Father” (they were young, and didn’t understand compound words yet).  I had only been their stepdad for eighteen months. 

I cried like a baby.