asofterworld.com

This sick little comic contains the best almost one-line jokes I have ever read, at least continuously.  I am still working backward through the archives, where I found these gems:

"I thought a psychic girlfriend would see the real me.  And she did.  I just didn’t think she would call the police."
"Now my kitty won’t eat regular food. If I had known this would be such a hassle, I would have just buried that kid I found."
"I love you like crazy. If anything ever happened to you, I don’t know what I’d do.  Turn myself in, I guess."
"If at first you don’t succeed, run."