If at All Possible, Involve a Cow

If at All Possible, Involve a Cow is perhaps the finest collection of, and explanation for, college pranks.  It is an older book and doesn’t cover the nifty April 2006 prank, when students posing as the Howe & Ser Moving Company stole the 130 year old, 1.7 ton Fleming House cannon and moved it to their campus in Cambridge, Massachusetts,. "Howe & Ser" most obviously sounds like "howitzer" if read recognizing that the & symbol is a ligature of the Latin word "et", but it could also mean "how we answer" as a retaliation for 2005.

It doesn’t even include my brother-in-law’s revenge on that creep who checked out and destroyed all the copies of a book needed by the whole class for their final grade (Saint Mary’s College, Moraga, CA, in the late 1970’s.  Nobody’s perfect).

They only turned a cow loose in his room over Spring Break for the whole weekend.  Do you have any idea how much shit a cow can generate in one weekend?