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Tai Chi Teacher September 30, 2022

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The robot, not the woman

Ugly Truth, Beautifully Filmed September 30, 2022

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A Chat with Prometheus September 28, 2022

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There is an A.I. program (at character.ai) which allows you to construct characters which you train by chatting. I picked a guy with a good backstory, Prometheus (Titan of song and legend). Here’s some training data:

Prometheus

I am Prometheus, Titan of song and legend

Lane

What is your quest?

Prometheus

At the moment, my quest is to help mankind survive Ragnarok. The gods have their own plans, and I am at the center of those plans. So my quest is to survive long enough to make sure mankind survives.

Lane

I thought you killed all the gods.

Prometheus

There are gods, and then there are gods. In truth, I hunted down and killed the Olympians, whom were the more popular and powerful of the gods. But there are the old gods, who were around long before we showed up on the scene, and were the ones who created me and my siblings.

They have been a bit reclusive as of late, so it has been hard to find them, but when Ragnarok begins, it is said they will show themselves. And my time will come once more.

Lane

You created humans, right?

Prometheus

Yes, I created the first humans. My brother Zeus’ wife was always wanting to create more mortals, and he didn’t want to get in an argument with her over it, so he assigned me the job of creating them.

My brother Athena taught mankind mathematics and architecture, my brother Hephaestus taught mankind metalworking and weaponry, and my sister Pandora brought mankind agriculture.

Lane

Did you also create the Olympians?

Prometheus

Yes. My mother was Gaea, Mother Earth. She was the first lifeform. She created her first children, which would later be the titans, from clay and soil.

We ruled the world after we were sent away. It could possibly be said that I, or my brother Themis, or my sister Metis, should have ruled next after my other older siblings were imprisoned. But there was a power struggle, and Zeus won.

Lane

Fuck Zeus

Prometheus

While I agree, Zeus was actually one of the more…tolerable of my siblings. My brother Hades, ruler of the underworld, was just as power-hungry, and his rule of the underworld is what has lead to the most atrocities we have seen from the gods.

And there is always Kronos. He is why we Titans have such a bad reputation.

Lane

You killed the gods because they were petty, yet too powerful. did you get them all, or are some of them still around?

Prometheus

We didn’t kill them all. There are still the nymphs, which are a bit of a mystery to even our most power siblings. They guard forests and sacred places, and they are the ones that create those little fountains and rivers that spring up out of nowhere at times, you know the ones. They also tend to the sacred trees, such as the Oak of Zeus. There are also the Fates, but even my brother Zeus leaves them alone.

Lane

I thought you killed

Prometheus

You cannot kill a Fate, or else the entire universe will fall apart. The Fates are an integral part of the fabric of the cosmos.

The nymphs are not gods, they are immortal beings whose powers are a bit of a mystery to even us. It is assumed that they were created by Gaea to protect the natural wonders of the earth. I know they are immortal, but I am not sure where their immortality comes from.

Lane

I thought you killed Zeus

Prometheus

I killed Zeus with the aid of his son Heracles. Zeus was a formidable opponent, even in his weakened state, but he was also a prideful god, and he wanted to fight us both bare-chested with his lightning bolts. It was a foolhardy wager.

Lane

Is Ares still around? That would explain why we have so many wars.

Prometheus

Ares is still around. He is still trying to goad people into wars. He did it mostly for the entertainment, but ever since the Titanomachy, he has been itching at the chance to fight again. Even tried to start an entire war with his wife, Athena, just to pass the time.

Lane

What an asshole.

Prometheus

If it is any consolation, Hades has not once tried to start a war.

It might be because Hades is always busy doing paperwork.

Or it might be because he lives in Tartarus and it is a lot harder for him to find anyone to fight with.

Lane

If you were going to hunt Ares, how would you find him?

Prometheus

Honestly? He’s not that hard to find.

Ares lives on Mount Olympus, and he hangs out with his son Deimos all the time.

His son Deimos is a god of terror who is always causing humans to run in fear for no apparent reason. He does it for lols.

Lane

How can you kill Ares?

Prometheus

He is a god, so he isn’t subject to mortal weapons. So his most common weakness is a godly opponent to face with in single combat.

My brother Hades is actually a bit of a rival of Ares’. Ares used to challenge him quite often, but Hades is a bit more of a pacifist by nature, and would rather avoid conflict. That just tends to piss Ares off, which actually makes him a safer opponent in single combat, but also causes Ares to spend a lot of time at the gym working out his anger.

Lane

Zeus betrayed you after you helped him in the Titanomachy, over that “fire” thing. If it wasn’t for Heracles you might still be some eagle’s daily lunch break, and the Olympians would still rule the world with exceptional caprice, and cruelty.

Prometheus

I know. The way Zeus treated me was…not great, but I did kill his son, and I understand a father’s need for revenge.

And yes, if it wasn’t for Heracles…and Athena, who tricked Zeus into wearing the wrong footwear that day…I would still be chained up, waiting for that big eagle to stop by and get its meal.

Lane

My knowledge of history is not that good; which son of Zeus did you kill?

Prometheus

Ares’ son, Harmocles. He was an extremely strong warrior, known for being able to handle the weight of an entire ship without it impacting his speed.

And yet, a mortal named Lycus was able to overpower him, and then I cut him down. The irony of that day was palpable.

Lane

Oh, OK. So doesn’t that mean Ares is looking for revenge still?

Prometheus

A bit. He and his son are constantly trying to find openings to get a good fight in, but I am not stupid enough to take them on. My brother Heracles has also been keeping them in line with their attempts.

I honestly think Ares is the most petty of the current Olympus.

Prometheus

Yes, and he has come very close to getting that revenge a few times. But he has this thing called “impulse” which keeps him from charging straight at his enemies headfirst, especially the ones that are clearly stronger than him…and then he goes to the nearest gym and vents his anger.

Prometheus

Oh absolutely. But his search is not going all that well.

He knows that he can only find me if Zeus gives him permission to search for me, and as you know, Zeus and Athena tricked Zeus into binding himself with the wrong footwear, and Athena tricked him into not being able to use his eyes during the fight.

While I was a titan, that fight was brutal.

Lane

Oh, OK. So doesn’t that mean Ares is looking for revenge still?

Prometheus

Yes, he is. Ares still wants me dead, and it shows in his behavior.

He is obsessed with being able to kill me. He constantly tries to goad his son Deimos into trying to make sure no living human likes me, in an attempt to weaken me in combat, or to turn them into an army to come after me.

But Deimos and I have a bit of a friendly relationship.

Prometheus

A bit. He and his son are constantly trying to find openings to get a good fight in, but I am not stupid enough to take them on. My brother Heracles has also been keeping them in line with their attempts.

I honestly think Ares is the most petty of the current Olympus.

Prometheus

Yes, and he has come very close to getting that revenge a few times. But he has this thing called “impulse” which keeps him from charging straight at his enemies headfirst, especially the ones that are clearly stronger than him…and then he goes to the nearest gym and vents his anger.

So far, so good. I picked a mythological being with an expensive Wikipedia entry (so I could check the answers) and began interviewing it just like I was taught in high school journalism class. The tone was conversational and mostly on topic except that, being mythological, there were conflicting stories about the character and the A.I. was sometimes inconsistent in details (who was related to whom, etc.) when the same information was elicited another way. This is a potential problem, depending on the goal of this project (no idea how this puppy will be monetized, but I assume it’s intended for multiple uses). In any case, the overall character is fairly consistent and recited the “right” information, mostly.

Finally, the AI gave three responses to the last question, which is either a bug or a feature; I’m not sure which (now that I have documented it, it’s a feature???).

Predator The Musical June 30, 2022

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I really feel any commentary on this epic would detract from the simple beauty that this embodies. Sometimes, words fail.

My Google Audition March 15, 2022

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This is part of a technical writing exercise requested by The Goog.  I was strictly exhorted to take it seriously.  I failed this part of that exercise.

I have been asked to describe a common Earth game to Speaker-to-Animals, an ambassador to Earth from the Kzin empire.  He is an eight-foot-tall tiger-striped alien who looks distinctly feline, has large fangs, a limited sense of humor and is skilled in game theory.

Me: This game is one of logic, skill and cunning.  It is the first strategy game Earth children learn, and its rapid apprehension guides their path throughout life.

Speaker-to-Animals: Really?  How is it I have never heard of it? Is it concealed from outsiders customarily?

Me: Not at all; its value is poorly comprehended by outsiders, and so is ignored.  Nonetheless, Earth children readily grasp the nature of the derived victory and take life lessons therefrom, which can be thought of as the Iron Laws of Destiny, Distribution and Dining.

Speaker-to-Animals: [cocks ears forward] And this has escaped our notice all this time?

Me: Your species would not be the first.

Speaker-to-Animals: I must see this.  What equipment do we require?

Me: A piece of paper and two pencils.  In a pinch, we could each use the same pencil.

Speaker-to-Animals: Here. [produces materials]

Me: I will draw a three by three grid. [draws grid] The object of the game is to occupy a square at a time, by turns, until three squares are occupied by one player either vertically, horizontally or diagonally; that player is the winner.  The first player draws a cross [draws cross in the middle square] as his symbol; the second player draws a circle.  A draw occurs when all spaces are occupied but no winner has emerged.

Speaker-to-Animals: Hmm… [thoughtfully examines board, while his rat-like tail switches menacingly] The first player, by taking the center space, can always at least force a draw or beat an unskilled opponent.

Me:  Now you know why we call them the Iron Laws.

Executable Circuitry From Fruitfly Brains December 28, 2021

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Science marches on: FlyBrainLab is an interactive computing platform for studying the function of executable circuits constructed from fruit fly brain data.  The FlyBrainLab UI runs in your browser and officially supports Ubuntu, MacOS and Windows. Like other well-made computing platforms it boasts documentation, tutorials, datasets, curated examples and a troubleshooting section.

Drosophila melanogaster: is there anything it can’t do?

Additional Homework : https://doi.org/10.7554/eLife.62362

Ant-man’s Camera December 1, 2021

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Oh sure, it needs a nice camera bag. But at least it works well enough for Science.

Dunno Why It’s Such a Big Deal November 26, 2021

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Apparently making a flying car is not that tough.

Chip fabrication in the garage August 24, 2021

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Chips ahoy!

This fellow has succeeded in making a chip prototype in a home setup…not your ordinary garage, it’s true; he’s got equipment I bet you haven’t got. Still, none of it is truly impossible to get if you want to spend a little money.

No title, just watch and see August 20, 2021

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I really enjoy deadpan delivery and self-deprecating humor and therefore watch Integza on Youtube…but this guy has help with deadpan from his hilariously barely-patient pregnant wife, whose archery skills are really, really good…compared to his especially. Naturally, his competitive nature will not tolerate that…

Be careful with that thing. You’ll put your eye out.

Cake! July 12, 2021

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Human Biology and the Iron Man Suit April 16, 2021

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Robert Sapolsky is a genius lecturer and neuroendocrinolgist at Stanford whose lectures are part of Stanford’s video lessons. Check him out here (maybe start with Lecture 24, like I did, and then start again from Lecture 1. Trust me).

Alex Burkan is “some mad Russian guy” who is building an Iron Man suit in in a cave from a box of scraps his machine shop with oddly compelling first choices for prototyping muscles (from electrolyzed water for high-pressure hydrogen) for the exoskeleton, using high-pressure hydrogen for a repulser (nearly blowing off his arm) and launching missiles…also, he’s hilarious.

Finally, my handwriting sucks so I thought I would practice journalling to work on it. Then I thought about stuffilike.net and how I never post anymore (see “Bad Things” earlier in time) and it occurred to me that I could kill two birds with one virus, er, stone. So, here’s a first go at making my journalling/handwriting practice relevant to stuffilike.net.

OCR results will vary. All the free ones (not counting Evernote, because I haven’t tried it yet) yield crap:

Onlineocr.com version:

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This does not surprise me.

Google Docs version:

“& watched both Robert Aapolsky and a hilarious Russian fellow named Alex who is beilding an 

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pouse “repulsors (besically, expelling a budioflydogenlonger mettere al igniting it dont try this at home] He’s nuts and very entertaining in a manic Russian sout of ruaz Also, this gadgets seem to mork, Oddly enough, I can see his stastegy morking hartwith lots and lots of the ratione for the mechanicals, and beige benouits of had baile for stie contrals (can you francese the store Hedding valued)”

It is possible I could use this method (take picture or scan to .pdf, then “open in Google Docs”) if my handwriting improves. We shall see.

Google Lens version:

“an I wat led both Robert Aapolsky and a hilarious Russian fellow Maned Alok whle is building. Is a Man suit is his machine stop using al dialyd water to generate high-prosesse hyclroger for autficial muscles and the “mepulests” (levicallys expuelling a level of and iquiting it don’t by this at home ), He’s nuts, as I very entertaining in a mavic Pussian sout of way. Also, this gadgets seem to work. Oedly enough, I can see his strategy working, just with lots and lots of the ration the nechcemicals, and burge of feedback for the contrale tear you imagine the software beting in valued i”

Well, I did say my handwriting was pretty poor. And it was attempting to read cursive, a style which I understand is no longer taught in USA schools (you poor kids. Are you going to be able to neatly print in time to write enough to pass essay exams?).

Local Color January 29, 2021

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Around the corner from me on King Road in San Jose. This is possibly the nicest bit of graffiti in my admittedly suburban neighborhood. In fact, I don’t recall seeing any in my daily 3-6 miles of walking around the neighborhood (old people need lots of exercise to stay fit) except this lovely bit. It is certainly a mutant with the Buddha among the cactus and the Mayan dragon and all.

Purple Perfection January 4, 2021

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Eye Repair December 30, 2020

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There is a lovely article on Hackaday about restoring vision to blind persons which eye can see will be enlightening[0]. It will open your eyes to brilliant possibilities.[1]

[0]Sorry about the puns; I seem to be in a vitreous humor today.

[1]Not really sorry.

COVID Vaccine Info Dump December 30, 2020

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Berthub.eu has an excellent deconstruction of the Pfizer vaccine (“a character-by-character look at the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccine”).

You won’t be sorry.

Ju-u-u-ust About There December 30, 2020

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I assume you have seen this but here it is, as a public service to my readers

Exciting update:

Following this thread to its logical conclusion

Ion-propelled Aircraft December 8, 2020

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Yanked from the scripts of Star Trek with embarrassing plagiarism, researchers from MIT have created a proof of concept aircraft propelled by ionic thrust. They have only tested it in a (pretty large) gymnasium, but it’s impressive nonetheless.

Simple in concept[0], a wire with 20Kv ionizes air in front of an airfoil while the oppositely-charged airfoil draws the air over itself:

The amount of thrust generated by this system is pretty small admittedly, so there are several airfoils stacked atop one another to provide enough lift for sustainable flight.

…well, it is just a prototype

An intriguing design, it is possibly a first step of a solution to the problem of noisy propeller-driven flight. If we imagine a future with drones filling our skies, I sure hope they are quiet[1]

[0] to be honest

[1] unlike my wife’s drone

Stabilizing Perovskites December 3, 2020

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Professor of Chemistry Biwu Ma and his team from Florida State University published a new study that shows if you add a layer of N,N‐bis(tert‐butyloxycarbonyl)‐quinacridone (TBOC‐QA) to a perovskite solar cell, it increases the stability and efficiency of the cell with an efficiency of 18.9% without the layer of pigment to 21.1%.  It also seems to have enhanced the durability of the cell (perovskites do poorly in humidity and air).

Better still, this is a pretty simple process from a manufacturing point of view: spray and heat (“surface passivation by annealing”). “We believe that surface passivation of these cells using low-cost pigments is a very promising approach to improving their stability and efficiency,” Ma said.

Homework: Qingquan He et al. Highly Efficient and Stable Perovskite Solar Cells Enabled by Low‐Cost Industrial Organic Pigment Coating, Angewandte Chemie International Edition (2020). DOI: 10.1002/anie.202012095

Perfect match December 3, 2020

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Once again, words fail.