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The Lorem Ipsum of Audiobook Reviews April 26, 2013

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Dragon Naturally Speaking 9 translated my recorded voice recording of my book review of Tigana, by Guy Gavriel Kay, like this voiceprint:


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I may need to adjust my cellphone’s audio a bit.

A Civil Campaign by Lois McMaster Bujold March 13, 2013

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Twelfth in the Vorkosigan saga, A Civil Campaign by Lois McMaster Bujold is the tale of how Miles Vorkosigan persuaded his wife to marry him.  I can cut it short for you: he did it clumsily.  Having been unable to save her husband from murder at the hands of counterfeit embezzlers (not real ones—they were actually terrorists), he finds himself in the uncomfortable position of courting a widow very poorly.  He is a neurotic little guy: short, prone to seizures and with nearly every bone in his body replaced with synthetics—but one of the most powerful men in his cousin’s Empire (so there’s that).

Fortunately, he can be smart and contrite in the correct measures, so there’s hope.  That, and a little plot to foil make for an interesting read.  I liked it very much, and so will the discerning reader—like you.

The Psychopath Test, by Jon Ronson March 8, 2013

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One of the many wonderful things about The Psychopath Test (aside from the careful narration on the audiobook by the author) is the fascinating assumption made by the author of this test. “An influential psychologist who is convinced that many important CEOs and politicians are, in fact, psychopaths teaches Ronson how to spot these high-flying individuals by looking out for little telltale verbal and nonverbal clues.”—from the Amazon site.  Ronson starts globe-hopping, looking at people with the jaundice-colored glasses.  He visits a Haitian death-squad leader jailed for mortgage fraud in Coxsackie, New York (he had manipulated his way out of extradition for multiple murders and rapes by promising to finger CIA as his backer); a chainsaw CEO with delusions of grandeur famously callous about destroying lives (including his sister’s and his son’s; and a Grievous Bodily Harm criminal who feigned madness to get into a softer lockup and a prison—and regretted it instantly.  Locked up in an asylum for the criminally insane, he swears he’s sane and certainly not a psychopath—but he scores very highly on the Psychopath Test.

The best part about the book is Ronson speculating about the motives of ordinary people, including himself.  I snickered every time he caught himself examining his motives a little too closely, although I’m not sure it was intended as humor.

Possibly just insight.

The Jumper Books, by Stephen Gould March 8, 2013

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A brief change of pace, reading actual science fiction after a long dry spell, I just finished Reflex and Griffin’s Story, both set in the Jumper universe.  Fast-paced enough and with plenty of action, both of them will possibly get a reread at some point in the future, something that I have usually reserved for well-loved stories from my childhood (my, those stone tablets are heavy).

Reflex takes up where Jumper left off, with Hayden Cristianson (whatever that guy’s name is, I forget…probably trauma related) and his wife teleporting around the globe and him doing saintly work to make up for his bad days.  He now works for NSA and that makes it tricky when they appear to have kidnapped him.  Fortunately, his wife seems to have developed an interesting talent for escaping from bad guys and hunting them down.  Davy learns more about his abilities, as well.

The bad guys have it pretty good here compared to Griffin’s Story, wherein a nice young boy’s parents are murdered in front of him while he escapes…barely, and spends his childhood in hiding from their killers.  They aren’t interested in kidnapping.

Too bad for them.

Lord Vetinari’s Clock February 12, 2013

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combines two things I love to distraction:  the works of Terry Pratchett and a really fine hardware hack.  This clock ticks irregularly, so as to discomfit anyone summoned to Vetinari’s outer office where he would (of course) keep them waiting long enough for the effect to seep into their already-frightened minds.

From the List That Cannot Be Named February 8, 2013

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On 2/8/2013 5:30 PM, UNDISCLOSED wrote:
> do you like banging your head against
> a table all evening and into the night?
Of course I do. I’m a professional programmer.
- UNDISCLOSED

The Kingdom of Gods, by N.K. Jemisin January 20, 2013

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The end of the trilogy begun with The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, The Kingdom of Gods is a worthy conclusion of this tale of gods made flesh and how they adapt, change and grow (or die.  Yes, this book is a tragedy as well as a fantasy, just like her previous books).

The whole of this trilogy is the best thing I have read from a new novelist, maybe ever.  I have opined previously that it’s a lie that THTK was her first novel.  She’s ‘way too good for that; she was a best-selling novelist in her previous three lives.

Like my other reviews, I won’t tell you a damned thing about this novel that will eat into any surprise.  I will tell you it’s Sieh, the child-trickster-cat god of the previous books, who is the narrator of this tale, and he does have a unique take on being human, and being divine.

Very worth diving into, and do read the previous novels first if you haven’t.  I can recommend the audiobook of the first one very highly.

Just For That? December 31, 2012

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From The List Which Cannot Be Named: “My ex-wife learned Czech solely to be able to read Vaclav Havel’s plays without having to suffer through the abominable English translations.  One (1) one-act play was translated by someone else under special license, and that one play was all it took.  She later went to the Czech Republic and met Havel (before he became President).  He rather liked his licensed English translator as a person and had no idea how bad a job she was doing.  So far as I know this was never fixed.”

God, I love listening in on geniuses at coffee.  I only wish I had such cool things to say.

That little quote is from a longer discussion about how one of our number had to read Pascal in the original French, because the translations available were abysmal.

Not Again December 25, 2012

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The local police, growing increasingly concerned about this church, ask parishoners to take a sip of wine and then spit it back out for DNA testing. It's blood, and it matches a 1970s murder victim.

From XKCD.

Revelation Space by Alistair Reynolds December 15, 2012

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A trippy little book about future space exploration, nanotechnology, genetic engineering, near light-speed travel and dead alien cultures, Revelation Space has apparently disparate plots that take a while to weave together.  Lucky thing that everyone in the story is long-lived enough to bring all the plots together in a satisfying tapestry of delight.  I liked it very much, for the detailed descriptions of the technologies, the humanness of the protagonists (even the evil ones) and the strangeness of the dead(?) aliens and the malevolence of the Universe (see also Fermi Paradox).  I liked it so well and enjoyed the weaving that I’m not going to tell you anything about the book other than you should get it, read it (or listen; that’s what I did…by the way, the narrator varies his speech volume enough to make car noise an issue—fair warning) and thank me for not giving anything away.

You’re welcome.

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